After years of enduring Steve's peculiar comments and questions, when it got to the point where my forehead was numb from endless facepalming, I eventually decided to begin noting Steve's statements in 2015. Sadly many of Steves best quotes are lost to time and there are many which can't be made into a comic for one reason or another.
Male, Lynx/Cat hybrid
Iakob does not gladly suffer fools, which raises questions on how his friendship with Steve has lasted. Irritable, sarcastic and prone to reactionary outbursts, somewhat of a polar contrast to Steve.
Male, Wolf/Dog hybrid
It goes without saying that Steve is not the brightest bulb. He tends to make comments unbecoming of his age and education level.
All comments in these comics were made by Steve in his late 20s or early 30s
Wooly Dragon
More patient than Iakob, and often quite chill, Colton always looks forwards to Steves ramblings when he needs a bit of a laugh.
